halloweiner dog

October 17, 2007

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Sick of the ubiquitous Halloween theme yet? Not me, I’m loving every minute of it. Just can’t get enough pumpkins, witches and candy corn.

However, everyone has their limits. For instance, I certainly don’t envy the employees of Rite Aid or those Halloween specialty stores. You know, the stores that sell witch figurines with flashing red eyes and the irritating cackle. They sell candy dishes with the skeleton hand that grabs at you as you reach for peanut M&M’s or Snickers, chortling maniacally.

I can imagine, every day, these employees going just a little bit more mad. As the gazillionth customer, that day, pushes the button unleashing just one more witch cackle, one more baleful ghostly moan or one more banshee scream, they snap! Now there’s a scary thought.

So, take heed, all ye who enter Rite Aid. Step lightly and resist the temptation to push yonder button, lest you unleash hell upon thee.

Ahem, so anyway, I thought I was super clever coming up with Halloweiner Dog. That is, until I insisted on googling it, to make sure I was, in fact, being original. Turns out, the whole freaking World Wide Web is lousy with Halloweiner Dogs. In fact there’s even a children’s book called Halloweiner. Who knew?

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2 Responses to “halloweiner dog”

  1. artseafartsea Says:

    WELL THE DOG IS AN ORIGINAL TO ME CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF. IT IS CUTE AS HELL. YOU ARE GETTING TO BE QUITE THE WRITER TOO. KEEP IT COMING.

  2. Spooky Says:

    This brings home the point: there’s really nothing new under the sun.
    But your art is original.
    Nobody has EVER done it quite like this.
    Arf.


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