these go to 11…meme
January 13, 2008

Require surgery to remove foot from mouth.
I regret not having done many things I was afraid I’d regret doing.
Contemplate calling in sick. Go to work. Promise myself a treat if I make it through the day. Go to sleep. Wake up. Start process over again on Tuesday morning.
My husband Tom, standing in the kitchen, eating cereal over the sink, with a shot of Jameson, yammering about politics.
Use spray-on hair for the first month. Eventually opting to shave my head. I’d probably then get a few piercings and some ink in an effort to make shaved head look like a statement and not the clever rouse it really is.
What my strategy would be if I went bald.
Someone who doesn’t chew gum with their mouth open.
Or earphones.
The laser ink cartridge I’ve been meaning to recycle for 8 years.
It’s hard to pick a favorite moment, there were so many, but this one is definitely up there. Hee heeeee!
Asked by a reporter if this is the end of Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: Well, I don’t really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It’s like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how – what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what’s stopping it, and what’s behind what’s stopping it? So, what’s the end, you know, is my question to you.
Doodler
The Miscreants
So now is the time to tag three other unsuspecting bloggers.
Tom Gapen at Visual Kaos
Helena C. Rådström at The Empress’ New Clothes
Froggy at Oh Thank Goodness it’s Friday
No pressure guys. Just thought it would be fun to hear your answers.
Thanks for indulging me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go figure out whether or not to call in sick tomorrow.
January 14, 2008 at 2:57 am
Oh man, not on a Monday morning, Linda… Oh no! I’m melting, like a Salvador Dali’s timepiece, melting, melting back into my soft and fluffy bed… zzzZZZ….
🙂 Alright, alright, I’ll do it! Just because you asked. But please allow me some good amount of time… I’ll be at the Prancing Pony to get over last night’s hangover, then I have to go and collect my head. If I can count my fingers and toes, then I’ll do your “11”, ‘kay? 🙂 Splendid!
January 14, 2008 at 11:27 am
Love the sketch!
January 14, 2008 at 11:31 am
Thanks for playing…and for the BIG, ginormous Monday morning yuck!!
And thanks for the sweetest comment on my stitch post 😉
January 14, 2008 at 4:03 pm
OK, you tagged me. My first meme ever!
I’ll try not to offend.
1. Voted most likely to:
Discover non-invasive brain surgery to treat Parkinson’s disease
or die from an overdose of vanilla extract, whatever came first.
2. Regrets:
I regret having not taken that full scholarship to Harvard Medical School and amputating my right leg during a vanilla extract induced, drunken truth-or-dare in the 80s.
3. It’s a Monday, you’re tired and don’t feel like working, so you:
Call my boss, tell him he’s a racist, homophobic dipstick, pack the car full of vanilla extract and hit the road … destination, Tijuana.
4. You would prefer to have dinner with:
My wife Linda and Hunter S. Thompson.
5. If you were going bald, you would:
Hmmmmm.
6. You lay awake at night, pondering:
Words that rhyme with orange, the distance between earth and alpha centauri and what are dogs REALLY thinking.
7. If you were forced to share a cubicle, the most important thing you’d look for is:
Someone who bathes with some regularity, understands the difference between s*** and shinola and knows how to make really awesome cupcakes.
8. What is most likely to be found in the trunk of your car?
One 44MB Syquest drive, one VHS copy of ‘The Little Mermaid,’ one empty case of vanilla extract and misc. ninja throwing stars.
9. Favorite ‘Spinal Tap’ moment:
“We both like soup…” Oh, sorry, that was from ‘Best in Show.’
10. Based on your work history, the job you SHOULD HAVE right now is:
Guitar tech for Jeff Beck.
11. Your imaginary band name is:
The Flower People.
January 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I was wondering what happened to our vanilla extract Visualkaos!
Hee heeeee. Good stuff!
January 14, 2008 at 9:30 pm
ack! oh man…ok. so i POST this back at my place, right? can it be my unofrogblog.blogspot.com for the meme? and is it called a MEME becuase it’s supposed to be about USUS or YOUYOU? (oh please tell me i understand it…or no…maybe don’t.)
oke doke! thanks for the invite, sketchie! gotta go um, answer adroitly. loquaciously. uh, smarmily? (:-Z
and…you had me at “spinal tap.”
January 17, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I love it!!!!!!!!!! The Miscreants is such a clever name. Thanks for playing along. I am so excited to see al the answers and everyone who ends up participating. My experiment is working so far…