er, um, excuse me…
February 7, 2008
…BUT, AN ANT’S IN MY PANTS!
A situation like this is sure to induce a feeling of uneasiness and, possibly cause a person to feel, um, well, antsy.
However, when faced with a dilemma such as this, one must remember to remain calm. An ant’s curiosity lasts as long as it’s attention span, which is quite short. Feigning nonchalance is best. In 10 to 15 minutes the novelty of wearing your jeans will no doubt wear off. The ant will soon run off to check out something shiney and you will once again have possesion of your pants and your sanity.
sketched out 