SkADaMo Day 8
November 10, 2011
When I was in elementary school… a gazillion years ago, we used to do this drill called “duck and cover.” You’d be in class, minding your own business, when a scary, air-raidy sounding alarm would go off. You were then expected to drop down to the floor, crawl under your desk and cover your head with your hands. This was a drill designed to protect you against a nuclear attack.
You heard me.
A nuclear attack. Duck and Cover. Mmmm hmmmm.
I guess they figured it was an easier position to be in to kiss your tookus good-bye.
Anywho, this here is a kinder, gentler, sillier take on the theme… probably just as effective too.