Ants In My Pants!
September 12, 2014
EXCUSE ME, BUT I DO BELIEVE AN ANT’S IN MY PANTS!
There is an excellent chance that a situation such as this could cause a wee bit of anxiety and might even make a person feel, ahem, well… darn right antsy.
So one must remember to remain calm. You see, the attention span of an ant is quite short so feigning nonchalance is best. In roughly 10 to 15 minutes the novelty of wearing your jeans will have warn off. The bored ant will soon run along to find spilt milk or some sugar to walk through.
Possession of your pants and your sanity, regained!
Maybe.
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Reworked an old bit of silliness in honor of the ant trails now taking over our home. They might as well be giant, as intrusive as they are.
Oh well, at least the flies (Amityville Horror) are gone.
Bugs, eh? So rude!
pale
January 19, 2009
er, um, excuse me, but… it seems AN ANT’S IN MY PANTS!
My goodness, this ant’s behavior is beyond the pale!
Of course a situation like this is sure to induce a feeling of uneasiness, make one go a bit pale and, possibly cause a person to feel, well, um… antsy. Why, this situation pales in comparison to just about anyone else getting into your, ahem, pants.
However, when faced with a dilemma such as this, one must remember to remain calm. An ant’s curiosity lasts only as long as it’s attention span, which is really quite short.
Feigning nonchalance is best.
In 10 to 15 minutes the novelty of wearing your jeans will no doubt wear off. The ant will soon run off to check out something shiney and you will once again have possesion of your pants, your sanity and the flush in your cheeks.
er, um, excuse me…
February 7, 2008
…BUT, AN ANT’S IN MY PANTS!
A situation like this is sure to induce a feeling of uneasiness and, possibly cause a person to feel, um, well, antsy.
However, when faced with a dilemma such as this, one must remember to remain calm. An ant’s curiosity lasts as long as it’s attention span, which is quite short. Feigning nonchalance is best. In 10 to 15 minutes the novelty of wearing your jeans will no doubt wear off. The ant will soon run off to check out something shiney and you will once again have possesion of your pants and your sanity.
sketched out 